Is an Adults Only Vacation Right for You? 5 Signs You Need One ASAP

Let’s be real—sometimes, you just need a vacation that doesn’t include sticky-fingered toddlers, poolside meltdowns, or a family of six turning your luxury retreat into their personal playground. So if you’ve been daydreaming about a serene, child-free getaway but aren’t sure if it’s really necessary, let me help you out. Here are five signs that an adults only vacation isn’t just a good idea—it’s an emergency situation.

1. You’ve Googled “quiet places to vacation” more times than you’d like to admit.

If your dream vacation involves a book, a beach, and an uninterrupted afternoon nap—but your last trip involved a rogue game of Marco Polo happening two feet from your lounge chair—it's time. Adults only resorts are designed for serenity, where the loudest thing you’ll hear is the sound of waves lapping the shore (or maybe a shaken, not stirred cocktail being expertly crafted at the bar).

2. You’re tired of playing “Dodge the Splash Zone” at the pool.

There’s nothing quite like ordering a $20 handcrafted cocktail only to have it turned into an accidental pool floatie by an enthusiastic child doing their best cannonball impression. At a true adults only resort, the pools are tranquil, the swim-up bars are peaceful, and the only thing making waves is the occasional luxury float drifting by.

3. You believe fine dining should not include chicken fingers on the menu.

Listen, I love a good meal as much as anyone, but when you’re savoring a Michelin-worthy dish and the table next to you is negotiating the number of bites required before dessert—yeah, that’s a hard pass. Adults only resorts offer elevated dining experiences where the only interruptions are the sommelier asking if you’d like another glass (which, obviously, you do).

4. You refuse to be out-partied by a 10-year-old.

If your last “relaxing” vacation included a group of tweens sprinting down the hotel hallways at 10 p.m. while you were just trying to enjoy a nightcap on your balcony, let’s fix that. Adults only resorts cater to a crowd that appreciates top-shelf liquor, live music, and a good time—without the underage sugar rush energy.

5. You just want a real break.

Not just a vacation where you trade one kind of chaos for another. An adults only vacation means the entire experience—from the spa to the private excursions—is designed for relaxation, romance, and reconnecting with yourself (or your partner) without distractions.

Why You Should Let Me Plan Your Adults Only Getaway Instead of Attempting It Yourself

Sure, you could spend hours scrolling through resort reviews, trying to decode vague descriptions like “adult-friendly” (translation: kids are allowed, but we won’t talk about it), dodging hidden fees, and praying your “private” poolside cabana isn’t smack dab next to a family reunion. Or… you could let me handle everything while you sit back and start daydreaming about that first stress free sip of champagne upon arrival.

Here’s how it works: Before I book a single thing, I take the time to learn about you—your travel style, preferences, and exactly what “relaxation” looks like for you. Whether it’s a boutique hideaway with ocean views, a chic all-inclusive where the cocktails keep flowing, or a spa retreat where silence is golden, I craft the perfect itinerary based on what you actually want—not just whatever’s trending on a “best resorts” list.

But I don’t stop there. Every last detail—flights, private transfers, restaurant reservations, exclusive experiences—is handled for you, so the only decision you’ll have to make is mojito or margarita. And because I work directly with luxury hotels and suppliers, I secure VIP perks most travelers don’t even know exist. That means upgrades, exclusive access, and zero unexpected surprises (unless it’s a complimentary bottle of champagne waiting in your suite).

Ready to Book Your Child Free Escape?

If any (or let’s be honest, all) of these signs resonated, it’s time to stop just thinking about an adults only vacation and actually book one. You deserve a stress free, kid-free getaway that’s seamless, effortless, and exactly what you imagined.

So when you’re ready to trade stepping on rogue Legos and negotiating screen time limits for the soothing sounds of waves and a butler who calls you by your actual name, click the button below to start planning.